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By Andrew Holmes

Pains on Trains is the appropriate solution to take the tedium out of commuting, certain to develop into as necessary to the professional visitor because the blow--up pillow and water sterilising capsules. In Pains on Trains, Andrew Holmes and Matthew Reeves set their points of interest at the scourge of the trendy place of work employee -- different place of work staff who clog up trains, buses, boats and planes with their tense conduct and miserable outfits. Pains on Trains is devoted to the rush--hour veteran and contains a a pain--spottinga advisor to the very worst humans you meet in your day-by-day travel. every one painful personality is illustrated of their ordinary context and supported by means of a brief narrative

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Over the course of the journey the liquid gradually made its way along the carriage much to the delight of all and sundry. A colleague also experienced some of the more extreme of the Drunk’s behaviour. He was standing by the door of the train waiting to get off at the end of the journey when a man tried to push past him. As there was nowhere for this chap to go, he stood his ground. ” My colleague could smell the familiar scent of cider on his breath as he got off the train and walked along the platform.

What luck, he found what seemed to be a part-empty carriage with some spare seats in it. As he made his way towards them he couldn’t help but notice that the remainder of coach was 58 P A I N S O N T R A I N S packed. No matter, on he went until he reached the vacant seats. Then he realised why they were empty. In front of him was a drunk but not just the usual sort of drunk, worse for wear and loudmouthed. This one had managed to wet himself. His trousers were dark with the product of his bladder.

5. Rip the headphones from their ears and stamp on them. ■ Tick here when you have spotted the Deadbeat 47 RATE THE DEADBEAT’S ANNOYANCE The Death Breath GENERAL CHARACTERISTICS A lthough suffering from a blocked up nose is a miserable affair, it’s often preferable to smelling the putrid breath of the person next to you. Hygiene is, of course, a personal matter but according to new research men who don’t shave die younger. The theory behind this is that if you can’t be bothered to shave then it is highly likely that you don’t wipe your bottom properly and from this we can conclude that you don’t take oral sanitation seriously either.

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